TweetI just added a TON of new quotes to the “Yes, I Said That!” section. Some of these are sure-fire winners so go check it out and make sure to share with all of your

Tweet#KillACliche trending on twitter. Yes, that one was all me. It will also become a page here on the site that will be updated regularly.

TweetTwitter has nuked most of the opportunities to use more than 140 characters in a tweet. I don’t disagree with this, as it keeps most conversations to “Man” conversation… the equivalent of 30 seconds or

TweetThese ideas came to me a while ago, but I’ve been busy working on various projects and haven’t had a chance to make them happen… until now. Stroke #8 Moron Apocalypse Stroke #9 Pinocchio Tweets.

TweetI’m kind of disappointed in myself for not thinking of this earlier… but I’m considering the fact that you now have this, redemption on my part. Here you go, your own “Certified Awesome” card brought

TweetThis past month I spent a week in Chicago with my lovely long-term temporary soulmate, and here’s some things I learned Restraining orders don’t mean shit when you’re out of the jurisdiction area. Whodini panties.

Tweet I’ve had a few people ask me questions about the site over on Twitter and figured I would take a moment to clear up a few minor things about the site. Subscribe to the

Tweet Today Facebook went public with an IPO offering of $5 Billion. Good for them. Have I ever mentioned I hate Mark Zuckerberg? In celebration of this douchebag’s great accomplishment of fucking over his friends,

Tweet This will probably scare the crap out of you, but one day I will be President Of The United States Of America. In anticipation of this event, I’m creating a new page here on

Tweet Here’s an interview I did a couple months back. A fine example of me not being negative… for the most part