Sneakily's Realm
The Demon


I’m Back 😛 Been busy, and I’m not really into ranting on a blog anymore… I have a girlfriend I live with whom I can complain to. This site is back up for nostalgia purposes, and so nobody tried to steal the domain and slander me. Life is good for me 🙂

da bus


Where The Hell Have I Been? I’ve Been Taking The High Road. The other day, my website hosting took a big dump, and I ended up having to spend a lot of time jacking around with my various websites. While in the process of said jacking, I noticed that it’s been about a year since I’ve posted […]



Some Answers To Your Questions About two weeks ago I decided to bail on Twitter and leave it behind me for a long while. A bunch of people (mostly chicks) have bombarded me with questions of why… so here’s some answers to your questions. 1. I’m now very happy in a relationship with a woman I adore […]

Stupid Bird


The Greatest Twitter Tool I fucking LOVE Twitter! Twitter has all kinds of varying uses, from promoting self narcissism (like I do), to picking up hot bored house wives (for those of you twitter fiends who can actually score), to trying to push your shitty brand to morons who allow themselves to be subjected to shitty brands (like […]

Loony Birthday


Happy Birthday to Sneakily’s Realm (oops) This month is special for a lot of reasons, Christmas (meh), End of the world (if the Mayans were right), the 30th Anniversary of Michael Jackson’s “thriller” album, the end of the year if the Mayans aren’t right, and then there’s also my birthday (Dec 1st.)  and the birthday of Sneakily’s […]

Yes I Said That


No worries, Yes I Said That has been updated again! It’s that time of the month again… no, I’m not having my period;  “Yes, I Said That!” has been updated for October. For those of you who don’t know what it is, this section is merely a collection of CRAZY things I’ve said over the past month on Twitter, […]

Mind Crime


You’re being brainwashed, and you’re volunteering for it! You just got home after a half-hour trek through painstaking traffic; having just conquered a stressful, 8 hour shift at the office. You’d like to veg a little bit; catch up on a TV show or two of your choosing. Unfortunately for you, corporate advertisers have another agenda lurking in […]

Here's Johny


Hate mail is fun! Every person who visits a website should be given the opportunity to leave positive and/or negative feedback about the site. I’ve always allowed you clowns to leave comments (not like you do), but since the majority of you lazy fucks can’t seem to be bothered by actually logging in and having to type […]

Equal Opportunity Offender Card Large


Don’t be a racist! Be an Equal Opportunity Offender instead! Have your friends, parents, or colleagues ever called you racist merely because you were the middle-man for a semi-racist joke that you thought was funny? Well worry no more with the Sneakily’s Realm Equal Opportunity Offender Card! That’s right, live your life with confidence knowing that whatever […]

T-shirt Hell


Sneakily’s Realm and T-shirt Hell This is exciting news for me because I’ve been working with T-shirt Hell for a VERY long time, and not only am I a fan of their merchandise… I own a bunch of it myself, and I designed one of their shirts (more on the way)! So you can imagine how cool […]