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Lizzy Hale


Tonight I’ve been having another insomniac episode, and in my boredom/trying to make myself fall asleep… I pulled out my phone and started to scroll through my twitter timeline (a common insomnia habit of mine to pass time). Never in a million years did I think the following conversation with Lizzy Hale would take place, but I’m […]

Yes I Said That


I just added a TON of new quotes to the “Yes, I Said That!” section for the month of June. For those of you who don’t know what it is, this section is merely a collection of CRAZY things I’ve said over the past month on Twitter, Kik (feel free to add me over there), and text […]



Since some of you don’t do twitter (Still… REALLY?) you missed out on some great shit the other day when I was sleep deprived and saw a CNN Headline about “Octomom” creating a porno. Like any curious porn aficionado, I had to track it down and see what all the hype was about. Having succeeded (like I […]

The Band


I’m starting another trend that will probably become yet another website at some point. For now, it’s simple… on twitter use the hashtag #BandNames. The criteria, it can’t be a currently known name for a band and it has to be original and funny. To test out your title try this simple phrase: “We Are… #BandName” I’ll […]

dick


Since people tend to disagree with me on this self observation… here’s proof… I’m a Dick *Updates towards bottom, in green*    Exhibit A: Here’s an excerpt from a conversation I had with my friend Stacie: Me: “The only way I’d touch you if you were drunk is to hold your hair back if you were puking. […]

Thumbs Down


Joe Mobi, the company that created our Android app got greedy and decided to start charging everyone for their “free” services. Screw that. Uninstall the app from your phone and let them know how lame they are for being like that. I’ll create my own app when I have the time to do so. Greed is a […]

Bumper Sticker Thumbnail


Show the world your “twitter crush” with my new bumper sticker I don’t remember exactly what sparked this, but I do remember I was on twitter and sleep deprived. Regardless, you can now show the world how much you love me by printing up this bumper sticker and putting it EVERYWHERE! I’m broke right now, so I […]

pulp


The hash tag #KillACliche has started trending on twitter. Yes, that one was all me. **update** And now it’s a website http://killacliche.com It’s dead

Stupid Bird


Dear Twitter, Twitter has been taking some drastic moves lately in an effort to raise money for it’s services. One of my least favorite being their “Promoted Tweets.” There’s nothing more annoying than trying to keep up with your timeline already and then BAM, just like a bastard, ginger stepchild… a stupid ad for a cheeseburger from […]



The Birth Of Moron Apocalypse, and Pinocchio Tweets These ideas came to me a while ago, but I’ve been busy working on various projects and haven’t had a chance to make them happen… until now. Stroke #8 Moron Apocalypse Stroke #9 Pinocchio Tweets. Both are a work in progress, but will be a part of the Ocular […]