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Stupid Bird


The Greatest Twitter Tool I fucking LOVE Twitter! Twitter has all kinds of varying uses, from promoting self narcissism (like I do), to picking up hot bored house wives (for those of you twitter fiends who can actually score), to trying to push your shitty brand to morons who allow themselves to be subjected to shitty brands (like […]

dick


Since people tend to disagree with me on this self observation… here’s proof… I’m a Dick *Updates towards bottom, in green*    Exhibit A: Here’s an excerpt from a conversation I had with my friend Stacie: Me: “The only way I’d touch you if you were drunk is to hold your hair back if you were puking. […]



It seems like not a day goes by that someone isn’t asking me to do something for them because they are just too fucking lazy to do it themselves. I guess they just assume I sit around doing nothing all day since I’m not working a “Normal” job… and that their time is more valuable than mine. […]



What Chaps My Ass This will be an ever growing/shrinking list of what chaps my ass, so chances are good that things will randomly appear and disappear. Feel free to partake in conversation via comments. People who can’t drive worth a shit talking/texting while on their phone. Fucking DRIVE! Asshole drivers who pull into a cross-walk at […]