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Where The Hell Have I Been? I’ve Been Taking The High Road. The other day, my website hosting took a big dump, and I ended up having to spend a lot of time jacking around with my various websites. While in the process of said jacking, I noticed that it’s been about a year since I’ve posted […]

Stupid Bird


The Greatest Twitter Tool I fucking LOVE Twitter! Twitter has all kinds of varying uses, from promoting self narcissism (like I do), to picking up hot bored house wives (for those of you twitter fiends who can actually score), to trying to push your shitty brand to morons who allow themselves to be subjected to shitty brands (like […]

Mind Crime


You’re being brainwashed, and you’re volunteering for it! You just got home after a half-hour trek through painstaking traffic; having just conquered a stressful, 8 hour shift at the office. You’d like to veg a little bit; catch up on a TV show or two of your choosing. Unfortunately for you, corporate advertisers have another agenda lurking in […]



Since some of you don’t do twitter (Still… REALLY?) you missed out on some great shit the other day when I was sleep deprived and saw a CNN Headline about “Octomom” creating a porno. Like any curious porn aficionado, I had to track it down and see what all the hype was about. Having succeeded (like I […]



It seems like not a day goes by that someone isn’t asking me to do something for them because they are just too fucking lazy to do it themselves. I guess they just assume I sit around doing nothing all day since I’m not working a “Normal” job… and that their time is more valuable than mine. […]



What Chaps My Ass This will be an ever growing/shrinking list of what chaps my ass, so chances are good that things will randomly appear and disappear. Feel free to partake in conversation via comments. People who can’t drive worth a shit talking/texting while on their phone. Fucking DRIVE! Asshole drivers who pull into a cross-walk at […]



My brain HURTS! It seems like the world is trying to make me over-think. Whether it’s commercials on TV, breaking misinformation, twitter, facebook, reality TV, ads on websites, podcasts… regardless of what you want to call it, to me it’s just wasted bandwidth. People don’t talk about their problems anymore. If it’s not a tweet, text, or […]