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Hate mail is fun! Every person who visits a website should be given the opportunity to leave positive and/or negative feedback about the site. I’ve always allowed you clowns to leave comments (not like you do), but since the majority of you lazy fucks can’t seem to be bothered by actually logging in and having to type […]

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Don’t be a racist! Be an Equal Opportunity Offender instead! Have your friends, parents, or colleagues ever called you racist merely because you were the middle-man for a semi-racist joke that you thought was funny? Well worry no more with the Sneakily’s Realm Equal Opportunity Offender Card! That’s right, live your life with confidence knowing that whatever […]

The Band


I’m starting another trend that will probably become yet another website at some point. For now, it’s simple… on twitter use the hashtag #BandNames. The criteria, it can’t be a currently known name for a band and it has to be original and funny. To test out your title try this simple phrase: “We Are… #BandName” I’ll […]

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Show the world your “twitter crush” with my new bumper sticker I don’t remember exactly what sparked this, but I do remember I was on twitter and sleep deprived. Regardless, you can now show the world how much you love me by printing up this bumper sticker and putting it EVERYWHERE! I’m broke right now, so I […]

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The hash tag #KillACliche has started trending on twitter. Yes, that one was all me. **update** And now it’s a website http://killacliche.com It’s dead

Stupid Bird


Dear Twitter, Twitter has been taking some drastic moves lately in an effort to raise money for it’s services. One of my least favorite being their “Promoted Tweets.” There’s nothing more annoying than trying to keep up with your timeline already and then BAM, just like a bastard, ginger stepchild… a stupid ad for a cheeseburger from […]



The Birth Of Moron Apocalypse, and Pinocchio Tweets These ideas came to me a while ago, but I’ve been busy working on various projects and haven’t had a chance to make them happen… until now. Stroke #8 Moron Apocalypse Stroke #9 Pinocchio Tweets. Both are a work in progress, but will be a part of the Ocular […]

Certified Awesome


Certified Awesome There is no reason to try and explain to your friends just how awesome you are anymore… Here you go, your very own “Certified Awesome” card brought to you by Sneakily’s Realm. Print it, laminate it, and carry it around with you at all times. When someone questions your awesomeness… just show them that you’re […]



My Bucket list The recent IPO of Facebook inspired me to create a Bucket List, here’s why: Have I ever mentioned I hate Mark Zuckerberg? In celebration of this douchebag’s great accomplishment of fucking over his friends, invading the privacy of the world illegally, yet TOTALLY getting away with just a slap on the hands, not to […]



Myself and some people I know who have AMAZING personalities are starting up a social commentary blogging network called Ocular Aneurysm Media where we will be calling out the random acts of stupid in the world. While this was my idea (and thus, Stroke #4), I must give credit to these fine folks for being brilliant and […]