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Kill A Cliche


Kill A Cliche

These are mine, if you use them give credit where it’s due by linking to my website or mentioning me as the originator. If you don’t, I will OWN you!

  • A bird in the hand usually tries to bite you, or shit in your hand… then it flies off, thus losing it’s value completely.
  • To err is dumbass, not human
  • The early bird gets eaten first
  • Silence is actually invisible and non existent, not golden
  • Sometimes ignorance is bliss… other times ignorance is just ignorance
  • If you don’t have anything nice to say… Tweet it.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask for limes or oranges instead.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, stop being a fucking loser man!
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Violet… Or they’d be called fucking Blues.
  • “never bite the hand that feeds you” -no cannibal ever in history
  • “Always a Groomsman, never a Groom” -Never uttered by any man EVER
  • The truth shall land you divorced, fired, slapped, broke, dead, or in jail.
  • Fat is not the “new skinny,” it’s still the old fat… Stop kidding yourself.
  • You don’t think in shades of gray, you think in shades of fucking moron
  • Beer before liquor makes you a rockstar, now shut the hell up and DRINK!
  • Who has two thumbs and likes to point at his chest and say stupid phrases? Douchebag guy
  • Milk does a lactose intolerant body the favor of turning it’s ass into an all you can squirt Hershey syrup buffet
  • Music calms the savage beast just long enough for said beast to devise a better scheme with which to devour you.
  • Pork is not white, it’s an ugly gray-ish pink that’s a shade between “crusty pink taco” and “I just vomited refried beans”

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