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Octomom Porn



octomomSince some of you don’t do twitter (Still… REALLY?) you missed out on some great shit the other day when I was sleep deprived and saw a CNN Headline about “Octomom” creating a porno. Like any curious porn aficionado, I had to track it down and see what all the hype was about. Having succeeded (like I always do), I just have one tip. DO NOT under ANY circumstances watch the Octomom porno! I’m still trying to recover.

Anyway, here’s all of the #Octomomporn tweets I posted after being victimized.If you have seen it and have some great stuff to add, just use the #Octomomporn hashtag on twitter and I’ll see it, and post it on here with credit to your twitter account. If you don’t have twitter, just leave a comment.

 

  • Take a ball of pizza dough, roll it out, Then fold it in half and stare at the center of the fold. You now have her vagina
  • Her boobs look like peanut butter albino marzipan.
  • If you cut off Steven Tyler’s lips, attached Mick Jaggers and Angelina Jolie’s lips, then put them on Joan Rivers plastic face
  • I’m pretty sure after her uterus fell out, they sewed that and the parachute sized placenta to her face and called it lips
  • Wicked video has just started selling it’s own brand of cottage cheese via the internet. It’s amazing really.
  • Carnie Wilson has apparently filed a lawsuit claiming trademark infringement on her stretch marks
  • Dr. Drew is now officially a pimp. He literally said “I want to help you sell your video to feed all your kids.”
  • In hell, the only porno available…
  • Btw calling that porn is like calling a five week-old, open, can of sardines in the fridge… Sushi

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