Sneakily's Realm
dick


Since people tend to disagree with me on this self observation… here’s proof… I’m a Dick *Updates towards bottom, in green*    Exhibit A: Here’s an excerpt from a conversation I had with my friend Stacie: Me: “The only way I’d touch you if you were drunk is to hold your hair back if you were puking. […]



It seems like not a day goes by that someone isn’t asking me to do something for them because they are just too fucking lazy to do it themselves. I guess they just assume I sit around doing nothing all day since I’m not working a “Normal” job… and that their time is more valuable than mine. […]