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Don’t be a racist! Be an Equal Opportunity Offender instead! Have your friends, parents, or colleagues ever called you racist merely because you were the middle-man for a semi-racist joke that you thought was funny? Well worry no more with the Sneakily’s Realm Equal Opportunity Offender Card! That’s right, live your life with confidence knowing that whatever […]



Since some of you don’t do twitter (Still… REALLY?) you missed out on some great shit the other day when I was sleep deprived and saw a CNN Headline about “Octomom” creating a porno. Like any curious porn aficionado, I had to track it down and see what all the hype was about. Having succeeded (like I […]



My brain HURTS! It seems like the world is trying to make me over-think. Whether it’s commercials on TV, breaking misinformation, twitter, facebook, reality TV, ads on websites, podcasts… regardless of what you want to call it, to me it’s just wasted bandwidth. People don’t talk about their problems anymore. If it’s not a tweet, text, or […]



While there will never be anything pornographic on or about my site… I still recommend you be over 18 because your parents would probably bitch at you for reading my material. Consider that to be YOUR problem… not mine. As for offending you, Trust me… if anyone can do it, I can! In celebration of such an […]