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Sneakily1 Who am I? (The man behind the avatars)

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Sneakily1 Who Am I? (The man behind the avatars)

To be honest with you, I have no idea who I am anymore. If I can’t figure me out… I sure as shit don’t expect you to be able to figure me out either. So I’ll do you a favor instead and just give you some facts about me in a list fashion.

  • I’m a dick
  • I’m probably the funniest person I know. Yes, there’s all kinds of people out there who are way funnier than I… but I don’t know any of them.
  • I’m more intelligent than I like to make myself out to be… it helps to fulfill my lazy quota.
  • I’m liked by others a lot more than I like myself… but I’m a great actor.
  • People annoy me for the most part… I just pretend to like them.
  • I’m honest to a fault, but strangely tactful about it.
  • I’m loyal to a fault. This makes me a victim of other people’s circumstance a lot of the time… but it gives me great things to bitch about later on.
  • I look a lot younger than I am… it’s a good thing.
  • I’m wise beyond my years but REALLY immature for my age.
  • My ego is well justified
  • I’ve lived, almost died, been there, done that… and I’m fucking finished with all of that horseshit.
  • I believe dreams are for douchebags who can’t focus on what’s right there in front of their face. I used to be one of those. I accomplished my dream and it sucked.
  • Online I’m a pessimist… on the phone I’m a pessimist… in person, I’m the guy who makes people smile and think positive. Strange how that works.
  • I’m my own biggest hypocrite… and I’m well aware of it.
  • I can offend you one minute, and charm you the next. Consider it a gift.
  • I make websites, enjoy technology, build computers, play/write music, enjoy graphic art
  • I enjoy the cliche’ “Rock N Roll” lifestyle. I’m not into the drugs aspect of that… but the rest is golden to me.
  • I’m a sexist
  • I’m a chauvinist
  • I hate greedy people
  • I hate stupid people
  • I don’t cheat
  • I hate cheaters
  • I hate selfish people
  • Sometimes I hate myself (see above)
  • I enjoy Heavy-ass music or soft melodic ballads… not much between. Slipknot and Barry Manilow are both on my playlist.
  • I enjoy fine food, traveling, and culture. I just don’t have the money to do much of that right now.
  • I’m technically single… but reading my material you’d probably figure out why damn near instantly. Happily in a committed relationship since late 2014
  • Never been married
  • Never had kids
  • Never had a driver’s license nor a car… don’t have a major plan on getting either any time soon.
  • I don’t get sentimentally attached to material shit, nor traditions.
  • I’m actually a really damn fun person once you get to know me… if I let you know me.
  • I’m not a professional anything… but I can fix damn near anything, kick almost anyone’s ass, and I’m probably more experienced in most matters than a typical “expert” or professor on many a given subject.
  • I fear little.
  • I’m not easily offended
  • I’m opinionated
  • I’m shallow
  • I’m judgemental
  • I’m a protector
  • I’m offensive (stress that)

So, that’s a bit about me. Perhaps that will give you some insight on why you either enjoy, or loathe my site. Regardless of what you think, I’m doing this for me. One day someone will look back on this and think it was fucking brilliant… right after I kick him out of his domain that most people refer to as “Hell.”

 

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