In the near future, I’m going to spend some time sharing some tall tales that you may or may not believe have actually happened to me. In many cases, these stories seem like something that has been passed down from generation to generation because they might seem so absurd. Yes, there are many occurrences in my life that I’m pretty sure have never happened in the history of man… until I clumsily stumbled upon them. Regardless of what you believe, these are the retarded things that are my life. Coming Soon!